Published Sunday, June 27, 2004 by Jim Cromwell.
It was our 2½ birthday party today. This'll be the last time a birthday party means loads of grown-ups sitting around and drinking!
Published Tuesday, June 15, 2004 by Jim Cromwell.
Er. OK.... So the deal at nursery is that the kids all have lunch and then go into the "Sleep Room" which is like a miniature billet with bedding rolls for the children. On this occasion some child was refusing to settle down and making life difficult for the others.
Holly, in a bid to secure a moment's peace for her toddler comrades hauled herself up onto her elbows and shouted "GO TO SLEEP YOU ASSHOLE!"
There is little to be gained from insisting she didn't get it from Daddy.