Holly told her first joke to us today.

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road?"
"I don't know. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?"
"Because it was stuck to a chicken!"

(Aches with laughter.)

And then,

"Why did the pepper cross the road? Because it was a chicken!"
"Why did the Santa cross the chicken? Because it was a road!"
"Why did the road cross the chewing gum? Because it was stuck to Santa!"

And so on. Endlessly...!