Only having one loo


Daddy: "Rosie. Are you doing a wee or a poo...?
Rosie: "A wee."
Daddy foolishly relaxes.
Rosie: "...aaaaand, a poo."


Holly and School


Daddy: "School day tomorrow. Then gym club."
Holly: "I love school."


Marcus


Rosie: "Marcus has not been in school for about many weeks."
Daddy: "Oh yeah..."
Rosie: "But do you know what he was in today?"
Daddy: "What?"
Rosie: "School."


Mummy


Mummy will be forty tomorrow. This morning Rosie played Round And Round The Garden with her and tickled her "right on the chicken-neck"...


Skills


Rosie: "Daddy! How did you do THAT?!"
Daddy: "I have lots of skills."
Rosie: "No you haven't! You've got one!"


WAAH!


Today Holly and Rosie and Daddy were in St George's Medical School returning a book. At the shop, we saw a skeleton in the window and started talking about it. Suddenly it lunged forwards at us! Somebody had bumped into it, and made us leap out of our skins!


Not racist


Holly is not one to make assumptions about somebody's cultural heritage from something as immaterial as their name: "Spongebob Squarepants is a CHEESE!"


First day in Reception


Today was our first day at Furzedown Primary School. Mummy took Rosie into Mrs Mujeeb and Mrs Tweedley's class, and Daddy took Holly into Miss Gooch and Mrs Shackleton's class. We were both a teeny bit subdued at first, but quickly started playing with the activities and didn't make any sort of fuss when Mummy and Daddy had to go.


Disaster Play


Holly has taken to imagining dramatic scenarios in her play: "Have you noticed? Best friend... My Mummy and Daddy both died and my house blowed down, and now I live in a cave with my dog and my monkey."


Rosie



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