Ghosts


Rosie: "Holly is scared of ghosts, but that's silly because all you have to do is say "Woo - woo" all nice and politely and they go away because you are speaking their own language."


Daddy, what's that?


At Horton Park Farm.
Rosie: "Daddy, what's that?"
Daddy: "Um... That's a castration ring applicator."
...
Rosie: "What's a 'castration ring applicator' for?"


Knots and Bows


Rosie: "Holly... Did you know that kids can undo bows, but they can't make bows, and that kids can make knots but not undo knots..."


In Mummy and Daddy's shoes



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