Exeter


Holly: "What does it sound like in Exeter?"
Daddy: "What do you mean? It sounds...the same...!?!"
Holly: "What LANGUAGE do they speak in EXETER?"


We found a mammoth



Clock Sense


Holly announced the time after swimming today: "Half past nine." We were collectively impressed as she's never done that before. Laura's Daddy thought he'd stretch her: ""What time will it be in twelve and a half hours time?"

Holly looked him straight in the eye. "Ten o'clock."


cp


A story by Holly. Pronounced "kuh-puh" because she cannot spell "caterpillar" yet.

Page 1.
Princesses are all beautiful.

Page 2.
Caterpillars are so cute. And did you know that caterpillars turn into beautiful butterflies? And did you know that not all butterflies do not always live, because that sometimes some of them die.

And handwritten on the back:
"hAd you non ThaT ThiS Booc is 700 yeARS owd"


Party Book


A story by Rosie.

Page 1.
Princess Polly is excited because it is her birthday. She is so excited because this book is about her birthday.

Page 2.
Princess Polly is sitting in her royal coach's seat.

Page 3.
Everyone is singing "Happy Birthday" to Polly. She is full of happiness because she feels very happy.

Page 4.
Princess Polly is tired. She is going home. It is nearly time to wave goodbye. But first, the thing that I am going to say is on the next page.

Page 5.
She is having her supper. It is chips and fish and small potatoes.


On time


Daddy: "Mummy should be home fairly soon."
Holly: "I hope she comes home before we move house."


Cold Classroom


Rosie: "Do you know what we have to do, if we get cold in school?"
Daddy: "No... what?"
Rosie: "Not care."


Not Butter


Rosie, upon seeing a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter: "That's not real butter. It's PVA butter."


Headache


Rosie: "I have got a headache. And it's not one of those normal headaches. It's a headache that goes up and jumbles up your mind so you can't THINK."


Night Life


Holly: "I wish I was nocturnal."
Daddy: "Why's that? Nocturnal things never get to see the sun."
Holly: "Yes. But moles are SO CUTE."


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