Hallowe'en



Faces


Rosie: "How boring it would be if everyone had the same old grey face."


"Walrus"...


...is what Holly calls "Woolworths".


School Photos. Year 1.



Together.


Rosie.


Holly.


Little Einstein


Holly: "I think the Earth spins faster in autumn and winter, than it does in spring and summer."
Daddy: "Oh yes? Why do you think that?"
Holly: "Because in autumn and winter the days are shorter."


The Old Dear


Rosie: "...Was it like that when Mummy was a little girl - about three-thousand years ago?"


When I Grow Up...


Rosie: When I grow up, I want to be a teacher.
Holly: When I grow up, I don't want any work.


"The sheep need to be grated."


Because Rosie cannot remember the word "sheared".


Nightcap



Socket


Holly: "Rosie's been making me run around with all wee in my socket."


Get Well Soon


Holly was sick last night, and Rosie made her a get well card. Notice the green skin and fetching cascade of vomit.




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