Holly and Rosie's Stuff: March 2008

Modern Teaching Methods

Published Monday, March 24, 2008 by Jim Cromwell.

Granny Lea: "Can you tell me what you do at school?"
Holly: "We do sums, only school calls it 'maths', history, science, phonics..."
Granny Lea: "Sonics...?"
Holly: "No. Phonics!"
Granny Lea: "Sonics."
Holly: "No... 'Puh', 'Huh': Phonics!"

Putting your life on the menu

Published Thursday, March 20, 2008 by Jim Cromwell.

Rosie: "Daddy... Did you know that buffalo like to kill lions?"
Daddy: "I heard about this recently..."
Rosie: "Yes. And the Mummy lion is putting her life on the menu to save her children. How silly is that?!"

Anumls Fun - by Rosie

Published Tuesday, March 18, 2008 by Jim Cromwell.

Anumlls hav Fun.
Thy like eatig Stiky Buns.
Im goig to a sfry prk i hav brot sum bun for the elephants i hope Thy like Them. i hope Thy ar not hrd. weeeeee weeeeeeee weeeeeeee. i did not know That we cud rid on The elephants.
Woooooooooo. i did not know that we cud rid a giraffe. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. i did not know that we cud groom a rinosurss. ha ha ha ha ha ha i did not know that we cud woch clawns beig silly. The End.

Rosie's Lion

Published Sunday, March 16, 2008 by Jim Cromwell.

Rosie on the Rollercoaster

Published Friday, March 07, 2008 by Jim Cromwell.

Goggles. Pyjamas. Piano. Rosie.

Published Sunday, March 02, 2008 by Jim Cromwell.

Mothers' Day

Published by Jim Cromwell.

Holly: "Daddy. Yesterday when I was in town with Mummy I saw a Mothers' Day shop, but I didn't say anything because it is a secret. Can we go into there and buy Mummy a present please?"
Daddy: "Well, Mummy likes made things rather than bought things really..."
Holly: "But it was a really good Mother's Day shop with all things like oven gloves and dusters!"