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Red Wine

Published Sunday, May 30, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

Mummy and Daddy were enjoying a nice bottle of wine while we were all out to dinner.

Rosie: "Are you two finished getting drunk yet...!?"

Wavelength

Published by Jim Cromwell.

Holly and Daddy are on the same wavelength.

Holly: "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with W."
Daddy: "Warning?"
Holly: "Yes. I spy with my little eye something beginning with M."
Daddy: "Microbe?"
Holly: "Yes."

Holly's Puppet

Published Wednesday, May 26, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

Holly made a puppet...

Drunken Sailor

Published by Jim Cromwell.

Coming from behind the toilet door:

Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!
Hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, hooray and up she rises, early in the morning!

...

Ballooning!

Published Monday, May 17, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

We went ballooning near Tiverton!






Route. Right click for full size.


How high we went.

French Kiss

Published Sunday, May 16, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

Rosie: "Daddy... Today we're going to have a French Kiss in the bath."
Daddy: "Oh yeah...?! ... What's that then...?"
Rosie: "It's a bath thing from Lush."
Daddy (inwardly): "Whew."

Seemingly we have no tables

Published Thursday, May 13, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

Apropos of nothing

Published Saturday, May 08, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

Holly: "Dynorod... Dynorod... Dynorod... Dynorod... Dynorod... Dynorod... Dynorod...."

Jemma

Published Friday, May 07, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

Rosie: "When me and Holly go into Year 4, Jemma will be living on her boat in Brazil!

Or was it Bristol...? BRISTOL!"

Jack, Jill

Published Monday, May 03, 2010 by Jim Cromwell.

It's early in the mourning and Jack and his sister,Jill, sneak out of the house to fetch a pail of water.

Jill (sings):Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,Jack fell down and broke his crown and I came tumbling after.Up Jack got and home he ran to fix his head with vinigar and brown paper.
Jack: I hope I don't break my crown again.
Jill:Of course you won't silly.
Jack:If you say so but I still think we should have left Mum a note because she always goes crazy when we don't leave a note.

They were half way up the hill when they heard a shout from below them.

Mum (shouts):Jack,Jill don't go up the hill to get some water you'll hurt yourselves and now we have running water.
Jack:WHAT we trudge all the way up here through the snow for no reason.
Jill (giggles): I knew.
Jack (crys):you made me.
Jill:No. I wanted you to join me sledging down the hill.

Afew minutes later.

Jack and Jill:WEEEEEE!!!
Mum (shreiks):What on earth are you doing?
Jill (breathless and giggling):It's called having fun.
Jack (crossly):Mum we are sledging and it's a world of fun.Argh.

Jack falls of the sledge and tumbles down the hill.

Mum:Don't say I didn't warn you.
Jill:Does it hurt?
Jack:It does (added) a lot.Mum can you fix it?
Mum:Yes I can. Jill go and get the vinigar and brown paper.

Created and published by Rosie

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