Reproduction


Rosie: "I know that reproduction needs a male and a female, and I know that there are single mothers. I've NO IDEA how THEY do it..."


Solo kayak


Holly AND Rosie have just had their first SOLO go in the kayak, behind the dam at Stoke Gabriel. Way to go kids!


Near Blackpool Sands


Near Blackpool Sands


French Weir Park Fun Day


We dressed up with the Taunton Thespians.




Rosie


Holly


Reproduction


Rosie has a diagram.

"You see this is the sperm that is always being born in the man and this is the egg that is in the lady, and the sperm has to find the egg before it gets too old and ends up just wandering around the body."


Grease


We watched Grease.

Daddy: "Well... Did you enjoy the film?"
Holly: "Not really."
Daddy: "What bits DID you like?"
Holly: "Well, I liked the beginning and the end. And some parts of the middle."


TrackMania


This is Holly's latest track design. She put the castles and trees, and all track and, well, everything! And it drives really nicely!



And driving one of her others:


Hugs


In case we forget, here is a lexicon of hugs we have evolved:

SQUONK. A squonk, traditionally delivered in bed first thing in the morning, is when a child lies full-weight on you such that no part of her touches the bed. Traditionally accompanied with a cry of, "SQUONK!"

CLIXBY. A clixby is a cuddle employing all four limbs in the manner of a koala. Usually the child does the clinging but it will not be long until the roles will be reversed. Daddy plans to achieve his first clixby delivery on Holly or Rosie's wedding day.

MAZZAZOOZYNUN. Historically an onomatopoeic word to indicate the utter blissful contentment of a good snuggle, mazzazoozynun has evolved to become a term for any cuddle evoking womblike levels of snug.


Pay ATTENTION!


We know Holly rarely attends to the job in hand, but today at 12:30 she discovered that she hadn't bothered to take off her pyjama top when dressing...!


Burrator Filth


We went to Burrator Reservoir and had a barbecue and squelch!





Daddy is not sure why goggles were needed.


Novellists


Holly and Rosie are collaborating on a 'novel' in which max the cat is magic and Granny Barbara doesn't die....




On not being heard


Rosie: "Why am I the only one listening to me today?"


Report


Holly challenged Rosie to write an interesting report about something boring:


Lucy's Mum


Daddy: "I don't think I've ever seen Lucy's mum."
Holly: "Well she's got long straight blonde hair..."
Daddy: "Like Mummy."
Rosie: "Yes. Except BLONDE."



Ooh! A heavy purse!


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